Manny Oh Man!!!

Yet again the girl and the husband set out to destroy my life.  For the two legged walking things i guess the weather is just too hot...too humid...and they always need to complain about how hot it is...and how humid it is.  They just dont understand that im always acclimated to the present weather conditions. 

 

So they wouldnt complain any more they ran out and bought this big huge gigantic noisy air cooling thing thats just INCREDIBLY annoying.  They put it in their bedroom.  Well this thing throws me through a loop and basically throws a wrench in my life.  I try to go in there to hang out...sleep, but i cant with this THING causing so many problems.  I dont even really go in there any more.  Instead i will stay elsewhere where the climate is more temparate and tropical.  I can hang out with the fish, and stare at my artwork that K got me last Christmas.  At that point my happyness level rises as i stare at that painting...much like in The Sims.  So im able to chill out and relax and basically pass out like im drunk on the nice hardwood floors while i stare at the ceiling and ponder life.  All because the girl and the husband ruin certain areas of the house.

 

Jealous points...The Twins cat is staying with grandmar right now.  Next time i see her shes going to hear it from me.  I feel like im being cheated on.  This just isnt right...

Welll...insurance, paperwork, and repairs seem to be going along smoothely for the girl and husband.  So i dont need to act as an emotional crutch for these people anymore.  Hey life has gotta move on, until it doesnt and its game over.  But hey...my game still has a LONG way to go.  Let me back track to Satuday.

 

Early that morning the girl was acting like she knew how to clean up around the house.  shes all running back and forth between the kitchen and the hall closet.  and that hall closet is like pergatory.  it has the beloved fancy feast, a bunch of miscellaneous garbage, and then theres the vaacuum.  boy when the girl and husband go into that closet its like theyre shaking my hand and punching me in the face at the same time.  but regardless that closet rocks!  even with the evil vaccuum.  so the girl as i said is pretending to clean.  so i went in there to hang out for a while.   I mean she left the door open for me.  obviously she wanted me to go in there. 

 

but then after a minute its just like...what in the world is going on?  the girl put the vaacuum in the closet and literally just slammed the door right in my face.   i thought she was just joking around and would open the door right away...ya know just joking around.  but no this was all malice and sinister.  it felt like i was in there for days...just trapped.  i had to start building a device to open the fancy feast, along with a new living quarters in there.  finally im just like the hell with this and i just started meowing like crazy!  basically saying get me the hell out of here.  she tried to appologize with some treats, but that doesnt give me my past back. 

 

oh this situation requires some revenge.  phase one is to start hiding.  hiding in all the dark corners, and attack when the girl gets close.  i hide behind the dining room table, behind the bed...the couch.  oh and it scares the living daylights out of her!  Shes always caught off guard by it too.  Last night i jumped on the bed and landed right by her ear.  Oh i know it gets to her.  and all of this is well deserved.  heh.

 

now things will die down a little i think...and then i will launch phase two.  she will be in shock and awe!!!...

this is unfortunate...it has been over 2 months since i last told you about my latest conspiracy findings, attempted attacks, and just my overall recent coolness.  so for that i give my fullest apologies.  but hey good news is that rumor has it owning a cat is good for your blood pressure, stress level, and cholesterol.  someone should probably tell K that so he doesnt just drop dead!  But anyway...

 

So quite a bit of unfortunate news with the girl and the husband.  Late sunday afternoon i was sitting around, just waiting to be fed...and waiting...and waiting...and waiting more.  Finally after i ate my stash of chocodiles, pringles, and a Dr. Pepper the girl and the husband FINALLY get home.  I came out of hiding and the girl is just bawling.  At first i just thought "oh great what now?!"  But then i heard about the car.  Obviously some people need to pay more attention to life...like certain people in Honda Pilots.  But regardless i was still hungry so i ran into the kitchen and gave them a pretty good hint that i was starving.  To put everyone in a better mood i just acted like my typical cool self...purring, being social.  ya know how it is.  But thats me, cool and cumforting.

 

The car is in pretty bad shape...aint that a shame.  But atleast nobody got hurt.  it was one of the darkest days...

OK...so sorry i havent been around lately.  ya know cats have busy lives with lots of things to do, and sometimes i just dont have time for the human elements of life.  Besides mentally i have felt like a little chinese with thinking.  but thats no problem.  Oh besides i heard K was over in China last week...that probably had something to do with my mentality.  but rumor has it the K was going through one of the factories and their showroom and he found this item below.  look how cool it is.  Now here is what you are seeing.  What you are seeing is basically me, but made in mosaic glass.  very cool looking.  its probably 6-8 inches tall and maybe 15 inches long.  I always knew i was pretty damn cool, but i didnt know that chinese factories even knew about me and started modeling me in mosaic.  what an honor.  and thats a great job by K for recognizing it and finding it for me.  what a cool character.  i think i should try and have K get it over here to the US for me.  OK i feel more american again so my blogs should start picking up more again.  bye for now. 

 

-the kool kat with the mosaic piece eating fancy feast - Maaanster!!!  awwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaaaaa!

 

 

 

 

 

I would like to thank everyone involved with the release of this album.  Even though you know who you are, it is important you are mentioned anyway.  I need to thank my buddy K.  You are the king of song writing, and melody.  Its almost as if you weren’t there my songs wouldn’t exist.  You rock buddy…cant wait to hang out again!  My toy mouse.  You mean so much to me.  You know just when to come around to lighten up the mood.  Thanks for letting me use you as my own personal punching bag haha.  You are awesome bro!  To the armoire…so many storys.  Rest in peace man.  I will never forget you!  To the Girl,  thank you for everything.  The anger you provide makes me go into super anger writing mode with a lot of passion.  Just kidding…youre awesome girl!  The husband – youre split personalities with your liking/frustrating relationship with me is awesome.   Its awesome that we can mess around with no hard feelings.  Rock steady bro and let the good times roll!  The red dot – you inspire me.  You teach me to keep going for my goals.  One day you will be caught!  You really are a true inspiration for me.  You are the epitome of the phrase “every bad boy rocker has a soft side”  well im just waiting to hit your soft side because I will eventually break through your hard shell.  Thank you to the couch…to say you rock would be a paradox because you are so comfortably soft!  You are awesome bro keep on truckin.  To those of you not mentioned I just want to let you know youre not forgotten (well actually maybe you are).  Keep Rockin out!  - Manny

 

im getting a little curious as to what this all means.  as you all know i spy a lot on the girl and the husband so i can get intel on whats going on with life...because their decisions effect me.  well here is a conversation i picked up between the girl and K over email.  i wont post the irrelevent parts of the conversation, but the topic came up with K asking how freezing it is in NY while dallas is nice and toasty warm.  the girl mentioned that its so cold that she would "fling herself out the window" so i will pick the conversation up from there.  going through this conversation does this mean that im on my way to texas?  in a cat carrier?!?!  errrrrrrr!!!

 

K:  If you fling yourself 1500 miles you can be here hanging out…ya know where its warm

 

 

now knowing the the girl posted pics of me (including the one with the bow!) ive had too much nip to even care right now.  all i know is that i got spoiled to death with treats, a treat jar, a festive food dish, teasers and the list goes on.  the funny thing is that none of this stuff was from the girl or the husband.  this is only  what everyone else gave me.  with all of these gifts from others i figured i would get a million billion gifts from the girl and the husband.  but to my shock and surprise...what did i get?  a mat and a stupid scratching post!  this must be a joke for sure!  2 things...thats all i really got from them...2 things!

i mean what do i need a scratching post for?  if i want to scratch something i just go right for the girls bedroom nightstand.  but then i realized the real ultra cool fantastic funness and enjoyment of that oh so glorious blanket.  ohhhhhhh yeeeeeaaaaaaa...its like a psycodelic trick blanket.  it has a nice stash of nip inside it.  oh man i can hang out with this thing all day long.  actually i guess thats not really true...i get so into this stuff that after a while i just pass out...its that good!  infact, im just gonna go pass out now...yeaaaa.  ya know...the girl still owes me a lot for those photographs though.  this does not nearly make up for that humiliation.  its like ralphies pink nightmare bunny thing from a christmas story.  nobody ever forgets about that stuff.  this is just something that nobody will ever forget.  ok thats it im done and out...bye!